I saw this board in town outside a jewelers, needless to say it made me laugh. The picture i drew is what wnt off in my head once i read the sign.
Damn right
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
(via robyness)
A prank I pulled on my younger sister on christmas day 2011
(Source: pleatedjeans, via rubberbabybuggybumper)